Of course I can hogcuff myself! You keep asking this question, but I can do it quite easily and fast now. Escaping is still hard, even with the key, so I have to wait until someone comes along to rescue me. Especially in this case, because I hogcuffed myself on the sofa after I put the keys on the floor (yes I did). That was a very stupid mistake, and it would have been very painful to get to those keys if Sir had not been around to save me from my silly self bondage predicaments!
Video: 1920×1080, AVC (H.264), 14580kbps